How is Jesus anyway? We've become estranged. Bit of a falling out...
- John Matthew Mattie: also, a man in Japan married a video game the other day. 2012? The world is already over.
- Jack Eggleston: I'm big in Japan.
- Eugene Ribnicky: Anyone over five feet tall is big in Japan.
- John Matthew Mattie: Isn't that great? NASA is Spike Jonze's brother....
- John Matthew Mattie: Oh wait...funny, I posted a Tom Waits video I thought you guys were commenting on...
- Eugene Ribnicky: Tom Waits is Star Jones' cousin.
- Matt Moninger: As long as the video game isn't male, Jesus and I are fine with it.
- John Matthew Mattie: I was thinking the same thing. How is Jesus anyway? We've become estranged. Bit of a falling out...
- Matt Moninger: Oh he's the same ol' charming narrow-minded hippie as always. Eyes as blue as the summer sky... Sigh. I think he's going through a mid-re-life crisis, though. He bought a Porsche and dyed his hair Jewish.
- John Reilly Morgan: "Check the blue eyes, contacts ain't wise, cuz if they're colorized get chastized..."
- John Matthew Mattie: Yeah, I accused him of borrowing my Freaks and Geeks and never returning it. He was like "I'm the Son of God, it was a gift". I said "fuck you Jesus, and I want my Battlestar Season 3 back too" and he was like "I sold that so I could buy Metal Gear Solid" and i WAS LIKE ...
- Matt Moninger: I always hated playing Mortal Kombat with him. He thought I didn't notice he was using magick to manipulate the buttons to get all those combos. I was like "Jesus I can tell you're making the button-clicking noises with your tongue." Fuckin' cheater.
- John Matthew Mattie: And he always wanted to be the Mr Freeze guy too.
- Matt Moninger: He just liked the way the computer said "Sub-Zero... wins". Haha, that's funny Jesus, you froze me and shattered me with your halo again. That's not even part of the game, douche.
- John Matthew Mattie: I hate Jesus, come to think of it. Where we drinkin tonight? I have something for you...
- Matt Moninger: I'll meet up with you at Remedy if you want. I could use more PBR in my system. Also, I too do not like Jesus.
- Eugene Ribnicky: Jesus + Sega NHL '95 = no one, not even the Son of God, gets one-timers like that.
- John Matthew Mattie: What a jerk. He always wanted to be Gretzky too. Remedy soundz good. What time?
- Matt Moninger: I can be there by 6 probably. Or later or whatever.
- John Matthew Mattie: six sounds good
